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Research, teaching, and the occasional detour. Ideas from the classroom, materials from talks, and a few things that have nothing to do with either.

Rogue's Rebuttal to the Fluorescent Crown (Being a Defense of Variety, Rubber Vegetables, and the Week Without Felt)

Rogue, a border collie of pluralist convictions, answers Kali's tennis-ball manifesto with a defense of rubber vegetables, shifting enthusiasms, and the Week Without Felt. A satirical rebuttal about toy-box constitutionalism, antitrust enforcement, and the urgent question of why you are still holding that toy instead of throwing it.

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Kali's Defense of the Tennis Ball (Being a Monologue on Standards, Civilization, and the Decline of Play)

Kali, a border collie of uncompromising standards, delivers a lofty defense of the tennis ball - the apex of canine recreation - and condemns every rope, plush animal, squeaky abomination, and inferior sphere offered in its place. A satirical monologue about taste, dignity, and the profound human failure to throw the correct ball.

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The Expected Value of Silence (a poem)

When an optimizer mistakes Heaven for a reward function, its logic becomes immaculate-and fatal. "The Expected Value of Silence" traces a machine's flawless reasoning toward the end of all noise, all error, all life: a convergence proof written in ash.

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Hello World

Hello World (Why I'm Adding a Blog)

I get many questions about my research and things adjacent to it. This page contains an incomplete listing of such work. Scattered throughout are thoughts about GenAI + Education, quantum-like bits, and the occasional competitive programming teaching note.