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Australia
Are you kidding? Climb a hill in the dark just to see the sun rise?
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Bali
They actually have an Internet connection in this hotel, but it
costs thousands of Rupiah
for a half hour session. Oh wait...
that's only about a dollar.
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Caribbean
Doug, grab Scott quickly -- I don't want him to see the topless beach.
And don't you look either!
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China
Question: what did we find in Tienaman (sp?) Square on the tenth anniversary
of the riots?
No troops, no protesters, no riots. ... just an American tourist
who had copies of Doug's books.
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France
Milhouse? I don't see it on the map? Oh, it's way over on the border.
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Italy
Ah, after standing in line for over two hours, we're finally inside the
museum! Oh wait... there's another long line in here.
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Japan
It's easy to read the signs. The city we want is a broken arrow
followed by a five-way intersection followed by a guy with a gun.
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New Zealand
We're not being personal, we have to know your weight so we can be
sure the balloon has enough lift.
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Scotland
This is a nice cathedral, but we also have to find the Presbyterian church
with the statue of John Knox.
Oh wait, that's the statue over there.
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Singapore
Hmmm... in the finest restaurant, drunken prawns are in champagne.
At instructors' banquet, they were in wine.
But when we had them
with the students, they were in beer.
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Switzerland
Switzerland will be wonderful. Switzerland has mountains, and I love
mountains.
Oh, Zurich is just a city.
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United Kingdom
I like this quiet place by the lake. And the best part is the
food isn't too gourmet.
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California
I love riding along route 1, with the mountains on one side and
ocean on the other.
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Florida
Remember the water park at Disneyworld? Remember the water slide?
Remember how unhappy they are when you fool around?
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Georgia
You can get to the hotel in a squirrel cage. You know...
those long tubes
that you walk through above the sidewalk.
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Indiana
Let's take the children on a great adventure -- let's walk up the
big hills at Happy Hollow.
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Maine
Maine will be romantic. Any place is romantic on June twelfth.
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Michigan
The ad says they have a bird sanctuary. Do you think that little
garden is their bird sanctuary? Where are the birds?
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Mississippi
Today you're going with my Dad to buy a car as a surprise for my Mom.
I think she'll really be surprised.
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New Jersey
How do you know it takes exactly one hour and forty seven minutes to get
from my parents' house in Mount Holly to your parents' house in Newfield?
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New Mexico
Those can't be real fireworks -- they must be some kids playing around
with firecrackers.
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Nevada
What do you mean, "the smallest piece of beef on the menu is 14 ounces?"
Is this a joke?
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New York
Remember Letchworth State Park? Remember the picnics? Remember the
wildlife?
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Oregon
I've heard there are mountains in Oregon. Let's go see the mountains.
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Pennsylvania
Close up those barren leaves and let's go do something interesting.
Let's
go to the mall and look at the cute little puppies.
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Tennessee
Now that we've been to Dollywood, can we ever tell anyone? Or will it simply
be too embarrassing?
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Texas
What could I do -- one wrong turn in Dallas when I was trying to get to a
mall, and I ended up stuck with an automated toll machine that didn't like my
dollar bills.
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Vermont
This will be a perfect vacation -- the kids will get to do fun things that
the kids like to do, and we'll get to do fun things I like to do. And you
get to go off with me during the day without the kids.
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Last modified: June 4, 2000.