Once upon a time, in a land far,far away their lived a beautful princes named Princess Toadstool.  One day, as Princess Toadstool was frolicking in a meadow with her beau Mario, she was kidnapped by the evil king of the Koopas, Bowser.  She was locked in a huge cassel with the door to her room nailed closed with a 2x4.  The princess's pendant doubled as a mirror and she used it to flash a message in morse code!  "... --- ...," went the pendant, flashing an S-O-S message acros Mushroom Kingdom.
to be continued...